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Step away from the Croaker! [Oct. 10th, 2008|04:15 pm]
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"New York State Agriculture Commissioner alerted consumers not to eat Frozen Salted Croaker distributed by YS Trading Corp, Long Island City, New York because the product was uneviscerated."

Because the only thing better than Frozen Salted Croaker...would be Frozen Salted Croaker with guts intact.

Isn't frozen AND salted overkill? Well, I guess it would be, if only they hadn't left the guts in....

(Botulinism is what you'd be worried about in an uneviscerated, frozen, salted fish...assuming your taste buds came out alive...)
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-10-10 08:29 pm (UTC)
Today's band name is:

Uneviscerated Croaker

(Which also reflects the current state of one Stephen Denz, but I digress...)


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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2008-10-10 08:34 pm (UTC)
Ick.
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2008-10-10 08:59 pm (UTC)
Is an ichthyologist one who studies the religions of slimy fish?
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[User Picture]From: regineaubergine
2008-10-15 11:51 pm (UTC)
No. That would be an ichtheologist!
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[User Picture]From: fountaingirl
2008-10-10 09:18 pm (UTC)
What in God's name is croaker??
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-10-11 12:00 am (UTC)
It's a non-eviscerated salted fish, frozen.
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-10-13 01:56 pm (UTC)
It's a fish. Smallish, saltwater from the Drum family, white sweet mild flesh.
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-10-13 01:58 pm (UTC)
...unless it wasn't eviscerated before it was preserved, then it's got white, sweet mild flesh, possibly teeming with Clostridum botulinim...
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-10-11 05:44 am (UTC)
Well thank God the authorities warned me, because otherwise I'd be sitting down for a marathon session of TiVOed Project Runway episodes and slamming down frozen salted croaker like they were Funyuns.
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