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Only I...#44 in a series [Dec. 4th, 2008|10:54 am]
terribleturnip
Could sit in the car at a stoplight with dry achey hands. Squeeze a glob of handcream onto one palm and then, while bringing my hands together to massage in the lotion, fling said glob of lotion at the car radio, managing to get lotion in all the cracks and crevices around the buttons.

And manage to re-program the damn thing while cleaning it off, so that none of the stations I half-heartedly listen to are programmed anymore.
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[User Picture]From: dansr
2008-12-04 04:02 pm (UTC)
::blink blink::

I applaud you! That took amazing talent!

(PS: the pumpkin pie was AWESOME! It's now on my list of "must make"!)
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2008-12-04 04:06 pm (UTC)
That sounds slightly better than what I did... I dropped the lotion into my lap so it looked like I hugged an excited gentleman with a premature ejaculation problem. And since it was lotion I had a dark, greasy spot near my crotch all day. Maybe we should form a club... lol
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-12-04 04:28 pm (UTC)
BTW, I am TOTALLY visualizing this.
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2008-12-04 09:02 pm (UTC)
The man with premature ejaculation or the greasy spot near my crotch?
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-12-04 04:09 pm (UTC)
I really think you should take this act on the road, so to speak.
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-12-04 04:10 pm (UTC)
But at least now your radio won't chafe.
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-12-04 04:13 pm (UTC)
But at least now your radio won't chafe.

But the only songs it will play are the soundtrack from Grease.
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2008-12-04 08:55 pm (UTC)

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

The crowd of onlookers applauds wildly
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