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Here is my day...no, week...no, month... [Mar. 11th, 2009|04:00 pm]
terribleturnip
And it shows no signs of abating.

Every thing I need to do at work right now involves picking up three or more rocks. Under at least two of the rocks, there will be a rotting corpse that really should be dealt with. Given a proper burial, or at least sprinkle some lime over it.

In the past, it was just one rock out of a dozen, maybe. Now it's two thirds of the rocks. And lately, the problem is, I can't just quietly put the rock back down over the corpse and tink, tink, tink, sneak off quietly.

No, because now they're reanimated corpses. So, I can put that rock back down. I can put that rock down HARD. And those bastards rise up, crawl out from underneath and shamble after me, moaning, calling for brains, dropping limbs and digits in an unsightly manner.

And I have to stop what I'm doing, cut off heads, drive stakes through their hearts, bury them at the crossroads at midnight...

I picked a hell of a time to give up drinking on weeknights.
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2009-03-11 08:16 pm (UTC)
I picked a hell of a time to give up drinking on weeknights.

Why the hell would you go and do a thing like that for?
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[User Picture]From: kiltboy
2009-03-11 11:55 pm (UTC)
Yeah, what he said!

That's about enough social interaction for one day. Back to the rum...
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2009-03-12 09:59 am (UTC)
yeah that was my question as well .........

Edited at 2009-03-12 09:59 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2009-03-12 12:21 pm (UTC)
Calories, my friends. Some of you may enjoy that my boobs can't quite securely inside my bodice, but lemme tell you, it's not comfortable. Not for 10-12 hours. Something's got to give and I thought that cutting back on booze during the week would be an easier fix than plastic surgery.
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[User Picture]From: im_geva
2009-03-11 09:05 pm (UTC)

And here...

I thought you were going to tell us about your new rock juggling skills...
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[User Picture]From: stonethrow
2009-03-12 01:45 am (UTC)
Are you coming down this weekend?

If so I would like a hug and offer you one in return.
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2009-03-12 12:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'll be there -- telling people to shut up, go away, you know, all that warm and fuzzy stuff. Sigh.
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