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Short note [Apr. 9th, 2009|12:23 pm]
terribleturnip
Okay, I've always poo-pooed the Peeps stepsisters and brothers. The ghosts, the rabbits, even the crazy colored peeps. But if you took a bunny peep and stuck a stick up its butt and dipped it into good chocolate coating and then covered it with coconut...thank goodness I will not have time to do this. Or I'd have to unearth the Muumuu portion of my wardrobe.

Speaking of crazy colors...what the hell is going on in the store bakeries? Now, I've been known to compete in "just how obnoxious a shirt can you wear" and win with a hot pink tropical print. But these icing colors make my shirts seem tame in comparison.

Stop. Just stop. I beg of you, insist on the more natural pastel palette. It makes my teeth AND my eyes ache just to see it. Tell your kids it's gross and while they totally won't agree with you now, when they grow up, they will be powerless to not mimic you. If you don't, then they will become adults who think that food that leaves a two day stain on your fingers is okay. And while you're at it, resist the icing poo trend. Giant gobs of icing that make it look like a clown took a crap on the baked good. Which is just horrific in so many ways for me....
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2009-04-09 04:33 pm (UTC)
You shoulda been there when the Monkey shit a cake...
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2009-04-09 05:49 pm (UTC)
ummmmmmm...Flourescent Monkey Poo Cake, nom, nom, nom!
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2009-04-09 05:26 pm (UTC)
I think I will be able to resist icing poo.
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2009-04-09 07:54 pm (UTC)
I usually don't think icing is worth the calories. Unless it looks like this:



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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2009-04-10 11:51 am (UTC)
I am in love with this cake...
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