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Since I hate pate, this makes me happy... [May. 4th, 2009|09:37 am]
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http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-pate1-2009may01,0,6580998.story?track=rss

Admittedly, if you're going to eat dog food, Newman's Own is probably up there. But still. I've always hated pate because of the texture, or lack thereof. Although someone once gave me pate with pistachio and other nuts chopped up in it and THAT was worse...like finding bones in jello, it took my head and palate places they so did NOT want to be.

And I also don't like pate because well, liver is gross. Sor-ree! But it is. After dissecting a liver and doing an entire project on the functions of the liver, I couldn't eat it. Even if it tasted good. Which it doesn't. Blech. (And I'll eat bugs, people...)

I've always said it's like dog food on a fancy plate...and now I see that I'm not alone.

Yes, people I love, people who I would trust to babysit my tastebuds even, like/love pate. We all have our quirks and I will forgive them this one. And I promise that I will never, ever serve them a high end canned dog food and call it pate.

Although I'll WANT to.

....if I were you, and there's pate out as an appetizer at one of my parties, you'd better find out who brought it before you eat it.

Because I'm weak.
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2009-05-04 01:57 pm (UTC)
Add one more to my list of reasons why I don't like pâte.
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2009-05-04 05:07 pm (UTC)
hehehehe

I actually like the Jewish gooseliver/hardboiled egg/duckfat stuff that they break some sort of fast with.

Hey I was too busy noshin on the stuff to find out why.
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