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Uh, no. [May. 22nd, 2009|08:32 am]
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Aerosol Chocolate. http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/05/le-whif-chocolate-you-breathe.html

So, instead of eating it, we get a whiffy mouthful...hey, almost no calories!

For starters, I'm pretty sure this would just set me right off on a hunt for serious chocolate. Good heavens, last night, rooting around in the pantry, out of the corner of my eye I spotted the Guittard's chocolate chip bag and I had to give myself a stern talking to in order to keep myself out of it. That was just VISUAL stimulation.

Besides, aroma, schmaroma, I want that mouthfeel. The taste, the feel of it. I want to swallow it, not have some vaguely virtual experience.

(Those of you with dirty minds may now retire to your bunks.)
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2009-05-22 12:47 pm (UTC)
I want that mouthfeel. The taste, the feel of it. I want to swallow it, not have some vaguely virtual experience.

...and that's why the Cap'n is one happy dude.
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2009-05-22 01:00 pm (UTC)
Was it good for you, too?
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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2009-05-22 07:54 pm (UTC)
"I don't think so, Mommy."
-Matilda W.

I am SO not going to just smell chocolate, I'm going to EAT IT, and with a clear conscience. Not crap chocolate, either, really good, dark stuff.

Now I'm going to my bunk. Those of you who would like to join me are welcome to do so, but bring your own chocolate.
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