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Weekly Inappropriate at Work Moment [Aug. 11th, 2009|03:29 pm]
terribleturnip
My boss stops me in the hallway and asks me a question, clearly in a hurry. Naturally, I had just grabbed a snack from some samples we'd gotten in, so my mouth was full. But his clear sense of urgency overrode my WASP "don't talk with your mouth full" standards.

So, I said "Sorry, my mouth is full of nuts. But don't worry, they're no one's you know."

Which was grammatically fraught with badness, but full of the funny.

"As long as they're not mine" he said, off to his meeting, blushing.
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2009-08-11 07:37 pm (UTC)
The man won't know what he's missing.
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2009-08-11 09:03 pm (UTC)
Well, I was chewing pretty hard....
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2009-08-11 09:05 pm (UTC)
Oh.

Belay previous comment.
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[User Picture]From: silvrwillow
2009-08-11 10:46 pm (UTC)
You know, I think the man is beginning to learn how to respond...!
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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2009-08-12 03:15 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Whew. I needed that.
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