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Why guys need an internal GPS [Sep. 3rd, 2009|05:05 pm]
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So, I'm talking to a guy and he's hitting on some chick and he says to her "I really like your odor."

And I whisper in his ear, "Dude. Your GPS was taking you to Get Laid. Odor? Recalculating..."

Imgeva knows it didn't happen quite like that -- but bits are all about editing the inspiration to make it tight.

Wow, my head just grabbed "tight" and "bit" and "inspiration" and went for a wild ride. But it's not Friday yet, so ya's can't have the crazy yet.
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[User Picture]From: im_geva
2009-09-03 09:31 pm (UTC)

Now,

If he'd said, 'Stand closer to me, I like the smell of you...' He might have gotten further.

'Cept I only vaguely remember the conversation, and don't remember the guy...Darn It! Must have been the vodka.
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2009-09-04 04:55 am (UTC)
"Odor?"

Really?

Wow. FAIL.

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