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Look, the emperor's got hooves [Nov. 9th, 2009|08:24 am]
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If I designed this shoe, it would show up on Regretsy.

This isn't a shoe, it's a hoof. A big, snakeskin covered hoof. Tallest stiletto's in the world? I'm sorry, but a stiletto...the whole freaking point of a stiletto (the shoe kind, not the knife kind) is that it's hot. They're sexy and fragile and make you look vulnerable, yet still nimble and flexible.

This is ugly. And gross. And wearing them would be like holding the world's record for pounding the most nails through your penis. Well, good for YOU.

http://www.vogue.co.uk/blogs/the-vogue-blog/articles/091026-alexander-mcqueen-alligator-shoes-spring-summer-2010.aspx
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[User Picture]From: im_geva
2009-11-09 01:44 pm (UTC)

WTF

The guy needs to stop sniffing glue.
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From: kudrasslipper
2009-11-09 02:13 pm (UTC)
I don't get the appeal of the "ballerina" heels. I mean, I'm way more into fetish stuff than probably most people... and even I think they're ridiculous. I mean, maybe intriguing on an episode of Farscape or something... but COME ON.
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[User Picture]From: dansr
2009-11-09 03:09 pm (UTC)
That is an abomination to all things Shoe, and I LOVE shoes. :shudder:
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2009-11-09 03:39 pm (UTC)
Those are quite possibly the most fugly shoes I've ever seen, and I love shoes and I've seen a lot of them. Can we throw them into the Pit after the One Ring? ::shudder::
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2009-11-09 03:44 pm (UTC)
I'm the one that liked the lego fantasmagorical primary color heels and *I* can't even begin to get behind these.

They're just *ick*
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[User Picture]From: bittibuddha
2009-11-09 03:55 pm (UTC)
when I look at them, I see an opportunity to make the men of my life wear them as punishment for some sort of perceived infraction. but that's just me.
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[User Picture]From: dreamtigress
2009-11-09 04:18 pm (UTC)
The only way those could be worse is if they were made by Crocs.
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2009-11-09 06:57 pm (UTC)
HID-E-OUS
The freak who designed these abominations does not like women, or armadillos, or pythons at all. He should be slapped.
Whoever agreed to construct them should be slapped.
Anyone who wears them should be slapped.
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