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Choose the Name of Your Event Wisely, Grasshopper [Aug. 31st, 2006|09:35 am]
terribleturnip
So, I'm sitting here, staring at the postcard I received in the mail several weeks ago, but have finally unearthed. It's an invitation to participate in the American Lung Association of Maryland's

Maryland Wine Festival Asthma Bike Tour & 5K Run

I don't think they meant it this way -- but am I the only one who thinks it might actually be worth going to see a bunch of drunkards and asthmatics run and ride bikes in a race?

How do they do that? Do you have separate classes for the wine drinkers and the asthmatics or do they go head to head?

Or is it, if you don't have asthma you need to handicap yourself with a certain amount of wine drunk before the race?

Oh, if only it were going to be that fun, I'd skip a day at MDRF just to see this...
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2006-08-31 01:56 pm (UTC)
I just wanna see someone wheeze and burp at the same time.
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[User Picture]From: piratekalia
2006-08-31 02:09 pm (UTC)
And all this time, I thought you were a card carrying member!
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[User Picture]From: mistressfetch
2006-08-31 03:45 pm (UTC)
You don't have to go the the Maryland Wine Festival Asthma Bike Tour & 5K Run to see such action...A good day camped at the top of Cardiac Hill at faire around 1ish/2ish when the light livered drinkers are near their breaking point should be sufficient :-)
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