|Choose the Name of Your Event Wisely, Grasshopper
||[Aug. 31st, 2006|09:35 am]
So, I'm sitting here, staring at the postcard I received in the mail several weeks ago, but have finally unearthed. It's an invitation to participate in the American Lung Association of Maryland's|
Maryland Wine Festival Asthma Bike Tour & 5K Run
I don't think they meant it this way -- but am I the only one who thinks it might actually be worth going to see a bunch of drunkards and asthmatics run and ride bikes in a race?
How do they do that? Do you have separate classes for the wine drinkers and the asthmatics or do they go head to head?
Or is it, if you don't have asthma you need to handicap yourself with a certain amount of wine drunk before the race?
Oh, if only it were going to be that fun, I'd skip a day at MDRF just to see this...