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Tuesday factoids [Apr. 20th, 2010|11:56 am]
terribleturnip
Amount of time it takes me become completely enraged when I get a pissy e-mail that has a signature line that says "Have a great day!": O seconds.

Amount of time it takes me to calm down enough to reply civilly: 30 minutes.

Number of Virginia Faire rehearsals for the inside of my new-to-me clean car to be littered with detritus, tools, grass leaves, crumbs, and various bits of hardware and cryptic notes: 2

My willpower to resist a bag of good popcorn or things that say "Haselnuss-Schnitte" on the wrapper: O

Number of days it takes to gain back the five pounds off of me that I just lost in the past week: 1.

Number of cats that can curl up next to me at night: 4.

Number of limbs that fall asleep when trapped by said cats: 3.

Hours of sleep I get when trapped by cats and suffering from pins and needles in arms and legs: 4
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[User Picture]From: silvrwillow
2010-04-20 08:27 pm (UTC)
The top one about the pissy emails saying "Have a great day" at the end? *GRRR* Me too! There's a teacher at one of my schools who always has to say "Have a blessed day". I have given it my own interpretation: "Go play in traffic!"
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