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Ah, the guilt it consumes me [Jun. 17th, 2010|04:45 pm]
terribleturnip
So close to having my life back...not having hours of my days consumed with ice delivery, toilets, change order, electricity, dumpster pickup, extra stage acts/sick stage acts, printing, schedules, where's the key....

But not yet. ONE MORE DAY. And then it's the dull roar of meetings, recaps, planning, budgets, spreadsheets....

Doing laundry, housework, re-claiming the yard, seeing friends, writing something that's not a check, a contract, or a promotional piece. RELAXING.

Ha, yeah, like that last one's gonna happen!

And not quite up to speed to entertain you...but two nuggets, the first stolen and uncredited, the second only a couple of minutes old and from MY head, the last a bit I used all season and has been promised to be stolen so I want to at least get credit amongst my own circle:

That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Yeah, okay, but sometimes it bends you REAL BAD.

"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" a colleague just said. "Actually, just some dude with a meat mallet will do it." I replied.

"I would punch a Romanian orphan in the head for another five degrees cooler." I said. Looks of horror. "What, he's young, he'll get over it."

Oooh, I feel all Henny Youngman-ish. And not in a good way.

Waddya want, it's Thursday and I've had the day from hell. Those who ain't posting shouldn't be throwing stones....
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2010-06-17 10:12 pm (UTC)
-Your money or your life!
-take her!
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[User Picture]From: pyratelady
2010-06-17 10:18 pm (UTC)
Do whatever you want with the girl, just leave me alone!

The Romanian orphan is young, he'll walk it off.
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2010-06-18 05:04 pm (UTC)
I love you. Because you're just fabulous like that. And my monitor says thanks for the bath.
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From: (Anonymous)
2010-06-18 05:50 pm (UTC)

Doesn't fit the topic, but... from the rocketeer

My sound guy at Potomac Celtic Fair last week gave me this :

"Fortune favors the prepared mind...... Zombies like 'em raw"

And have you heard about the two boa constrictors who had a crush on each other????!!!?......



Whooooooooooooooosh, pop splat!
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