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Wednesday links [Oct. 6th, 2010|04:04 pm]
terribleturnip
Because I just finished two mind-boggling, time-consuming projects and I get to blow off some steam before picking up the next one.

This is awesome. You parents may know all about these already. But I’m thinking, really, why stop at children. I think Fetch and I may need these for when we go out drinking. The Halloween Pirate may be a seasonal item for them, but I think year-round for me.

http://www.safetytat.com/

You know that pretty girl in high school or maybe now in your office, she looked fabulous with no make-up, she could eat a snickers bar every afternoon as a snack and never gain an ounce, and she could totally mess up a project, and just laugh and all of the guys would instantly forgive her? And how much you wanted to push her down a flight of stairs and gloat over her maimed and broken corpse?

When it comes to funny, I feel this way about this guy. It’s NOT FAIR. But, admittedly, at least it gives me joy to watch him, even if I’m writhing in jealous agony. Or agonistic jealousy. Something like that.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3b338aa608/the-social-network-trailer

And apparently my soul-sibling works for the Prospect Park Alliance:
http://oddlyspecific.failblog.org/2010/10/02/funny-signs-clever-girl/

If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would spend the rest of my life going around taping up instructive notes. Or, the rich person’s version: buying billboard space. Even not rich, I secretly long for one of those removable letter signs in my front yard so that I can remind people of what they should be doing . And how. Call your mother. It wouldn’t kill you to mow your neighbor’s lawn. Fer crissakes, just let them merge!

So, I adore the site passive-aggressive notes.com and this one here particularly tickled me because it reminded me of the Mad About You episode where the husband is sitting on the couch, watching television or talking to someone and the wife comes out of the bathroom, holding a roll of toilet paper in one hand and the toilet paper roll spindle in the other and without saying a word holds them out right in front of him and shoves the roll onto the holder, and then walks back in the bathroom. Which was brilliant comedy. And these notes are not far behind:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/30/whats-harder-than-changing-the-toilet-paper-roll/
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