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Musings on Today's Spam [Dec. 6th, 2010|03:52 pm]
terribleturnip
So I just got spam: Having a big penis is like having an expensive car!

Uh, no. No, it's not. It's nothing LIKE an expensive car.

I can SEE that you have an expensive car. If the gods of modesty are kind, I will not know the other until we are well along the way and frankly, at that moment, it's not going to change the deal one way or another.

I've had enough of a sample size to know that it's like a horse. A big one or a small one....only mean that for some very specific purposes, that will make some things easier and some things more difficult. But generally speaking, you can make either work out just fine. Whether it goes or not, THAT is the question. In both horses, and...you know.

Some would say that if you have one, you won't have/need the other. That the expensiveness of the car is compensating for the undergenerosity of growth in the other. THAT I have not found to be true. Here my sample size may be too small, admittedly, since so much of my sampling happened during the time of life where an expensive car is out of reach of most and an expensive one might only talk to the dimensions of one's progenitor. If anything, in later life, I have found the OPPOSITE to be true.

Although here I may be getting confused -- as I've often found that an expensive car often means a big asshole.

Which is a whole 'nother horse.
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[User Picture]From: dawntreader90
2010-12-06 09:41 pm (UTC)
have you also noticed the convertible/hairloss effect? see, i think that driving with the top down is what *causes* hairloss. all that wind whipping around rips hairs right off people's heads!

otherwise, why would so many bald men be driving convertibles?!?! (not that there is anything wrong with bald men OR convertibles.)

but i maintain that people who have convertibles who are NOT bald just haven't had the car long enough yet, or don't drive with the top down enough. it's positively, practically scientific.
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[User Picture]From: dawntreader90
2010-12-06 09:42 pm (UTC)
but i completely agree with you that the more expensive your car, the bigger the asshole you probably are. that is probably also practically scientific.
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2010-12-09 01:52 pm (UTC)
It's not the equipment, it's the skill in using it.

I've done the legwork on that one !

The only thing that defines a bigger asshole is the bigger truck - with the nut sack on the trailer hitch.

It just screams asshole.

Edited at 2010-12-09 01:53 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2010-12-09 03:16 pm (UTC)
If I didn't think it would mean my certain death...I'd travel with hedge clippers and "Spay/Neuter Your Truck" Bumperstickers.
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2010-12-09 03:29 pm (UTC)
I like your style :)
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