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Ah, one letter makes all the difference [Oct. 9th, 2012|03:25 pm]
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Setting up a birthday lunch for a colleague and he picked out a Chinese restaurant. While I'm busy setting up the invite, he IM's me, "Hey, can we get the table with the spinning thing in the middle, the Lady Susan?"

"Sweetheart," I IM'd back, "that's LAZY Susan. If there's a LADY Susan spinning in the middle of the table, you're probably in a whorehouse, not a chinese restaurant."
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2012-10-09 07:43 pm (UTC)

Chinese food whorehouse

There may be a market for that ...
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[User Picture]From: russell_moore
2012-10-10 12:38 pm (UTC)
very true ... and just think of what the fortune cookies could say - "Lady Susan, Lady Gwen, 2 for 1 next visit"
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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2012-10-23 12:59 am (UTC)
:D You made me laugh out loud! Again!
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