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Misreading things and then not misreading them [Jun. 29th, 2007|10:08 am]
terribleturnip
Time to get to my errands today, but in cleaning out e-mails, I came across two that made me chuckle.

"What do your panties do for you" asked an e-mail from Hanes.

They cover my ass. Some days, really, that's just enough. I don't think I really want them to do any more than that. Panties with an agenda? Oh, I don't THINK so....

And, in trying to keep on top of this contaminated Chinese food thing (just a quick "I told you so" for those of you who chose to ignore my pleas to buy U.S. seafood...) I was quickly scanning a bulletin from a govt. agency and read the line "a hopeless web of regulations with little enforcement power" and thought, wow, they're actually 'fessing up!

Then re-read to find it actually said "complex". Ah, complex, hopeless, really, when you're talking government agency, IS there a difference?

Support your local farmer's market. Our farmers don't even know where to BUY half the stuff the Chinese farmers are using....
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2007-06-29 02:53 pm (UTC)
LOL !!!

Actually we recently converted back to Giant after smelling the horrible seafood aisle at our local not-to-be-named grocer.

ewwwwwwwwww?

Personally I think I would want my panties to parallel park the car and chase the squirrels from my back yard. I mean if they really need more self-fulfillment and all .....
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[User Picture]From: majorchaos
2007-06-29 03:42 pm (UTC)
Personally I think I would want my panties to parallel park the car and chase the squirrels from my back yard. I mean if they really need more self-fulfillment and all .....

while you were in them? or out of them?
The former would be a VERY funny site... and now I can't stop laughing :D
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[User Picture]From: mistressfetch
2007-06-29 04:12 pm (UTC)
So what have YOUR panties done for ME lately? huh, huh? :-)
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