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Niche Market, Prepare to be Boarded! [Aug. 3rd, 2007|08:09 am]
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So that last post has got me thinking...



Far be it from me to sit around and wait for someone else to solve my problems.

(Although it would be nice. Just every once in a while. I hear that sometimes it happens to other people.)

But I'm ready to launch my own line of home decor.

Wallpapers in "Black Lab Smudge on Bisque", "Happy Tail Blood Red" in both solid and artful Pollock-esque patterns.

"Snart Window Clings" that you can put on the upper half of your window so that it matches the lower half and people will think it's just a purposeful special effect. Cuts down on harmful UV rays, accidental bird strikes and adds a bit of privacy to any large window. (Snart being "snot-art" for those of you without pets.)

Special "Roll On 'Em" Wallpaper Pads for your entryway: Decorative fasteners that will hold wall-sized pads of masking tape sheets so that you can just roll yourself on the walls before you go out, leaving all of the fur and hair behind. Kiss your lint brush good-bye! Still in the works: "The Last Chair You Sit On", a chair pad comprised of the same material that your guests can sit in briefly before they leave to get all of the cat hair that gathered on their nethers while sitting on your other furniture.

Carpet in "Dry Food Whoops" Beige and "Canned Food Whoops" Terra Cotta.

Chair and Sofa Covers with artful "Pre-Shredded" arms and backs. "Pre-Shredded: The New Shag". In a huge selection of colors including: "Torti", "Gray Melange with One Brown Tabby", "Black and White Tuxedo/Dalmation", "Brindle Light" and "Brindle Dark" and, my personal favorite "Too Many Damn Animals Houndstooth".

Financial Backers? Anyone?
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2007-08-03 12:39 pm (UTC)
I got on the "mixed cat hair curtain lining" bandwagon a year ago.
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From: pyrateatlarge
2007-08-03 03:19 pm (UTC)
. . . . but what about the ants?
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