|Dear Armpit Pooch People,
||[Oct. 18th, 2007|08:47 am]
|||||Uncle Earl, Willy Taylor||]|
The sign on the door says "no pets/animals allowed". That means your dog too. I don't care that you're carrying it in your purse, tote bag, pocket. I don't care that it's small. Small enough to fit into your nostril. Hell, I don't care if you carry it IN your nostril. It's still a dog. I can fit a rat in my purse, but I'm not going to bring it into the store. Besides, most stores I've worked in already have their own rats.
And a dog that small provides no service in the world except making you happy. And if I can leave my vibrator at home, you can leave your little dog at home.
I have dogs that are actually trained to behave in public places and I respect the signs on the door and other people's desire to have a pleasant shopping experience and not worry about Yorkie Hair in their olive spread.
Despite your high opinion of yourself, there are actually very few rules and laws that are written specifically to apply to everyone but you and Paris Hilton. Really. We mean you two as well. As a matter of fact, if we could write rules specifically TO apply to those so filled with self-importance that they think they're above the law...we would. I'm working on it.