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While Walking the Dogs... [Jan. 25th, 2008|11:48 am]
terribleturnip
Have you ever been walking alone at night, it's real quiet and you hear a noise. A hooting, or maybe a whistling...

And you think, what's that, an owl? A whippoorwill, a quail, a....creepy alien following me because I don't seem to be leaving it behind?

When you realize that your nostrils hairs have aligned just so and it's actually you and your schnozz that's tootling....
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-01-25 04:53 pm (UTC)
No, but I'll call my agent, and we'll see if we can land you a few gigs.
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-01-25 05:00 pm (UTC)
I think realizations like this are how E.A. Poe and H.P. Lovecraft got started.

Now, if you can only find a gimmick like a haunted RV where the television seems to turn itself on...
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2008-01-25 05:18 pm (UTC)
When you realize that your nostrils hairs have aligned just so and it's actually you and your schnozz that's tootling....

At least it wasn't the dogs tooting

*previous doberman and hound owner ;)
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[User Picture]From: 3fingeredsalute
2008-01-25 07:16 pm (UTC)
One of my favorite "I drank too much stories" came from a friend of a friend. His name is Bob, and he partied a little too much one evening at a party (his house). Everyone left eventually, and he slept on the bathroom floor. The next morning he woke up to hear his name.

"Bob."
"What?" He lifts his throbbing head from the bathroom floor and looks around, but no one is apparently there.

"Bob!"
"What the hell?" Now he's confused and a little scared/aggitated. Getting up to find a more suitable surface for going to lie back down...

"BOB!"
THAT time he felt it -- and realized that he had been talking to his own flatulence.
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2008-01-25 07:33 pm (UTC)
Wow, that's breathtaking.
This fellow is not allowed to have any more dignafied thoughts about himself for the rest of his days.
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[User Picture]From: 3fingeredsalute
2008-01-26 04:16 am (UTC)
Only ONE end of him has thus been discredited. The other, based on prior evidence, might be President some day.
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