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Clothing Woes... [Feb. 1st, 2008|11:53 am]
terribleturnip
What, my day isn’t hard enough, with the rain, being sick and being behind on about a dozen deadlines?

I managed, while dressing this morning, to put on a pair of underwear on which the elastic has given up trying (which is odd, since New Year’s Day, the sock and underwear drawer gets cleaned out of all misfits) AND I managed to put over those saggy, tired underwear, a pair of tights that for some bizarre reason shrunk and got...short.

I have over a dozen pairs of this same brand and this pair alone has decided they belong to a much shorter person. So, while I’m busy trying to be a productive businessperson, my tights have a deathgrip on my ass and are busy trying to pull my underwear down.

That Liar Diego mentioned that he felt the spirit of Bagel re-visiting him recently.

Me, too. And he’s in my tights. Figures.
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-02-01 04:59 pm (UTC)
If I were you, I'd make sure he doesn't light up.
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[User Picture]From: mistressfetch
2008-02-01 05:25 pm (UTC)
I've found that the tights make the silk lining of most of my Chicos skirts bunch around my hips because of the static which in turn makes me NOT realize I'm walking around the office w/ my girdle showing through the overskirt :-) It would help if I wore a black one but NO. I wore a beige one today.... NOBODY told me of course..I found this out while sneaking a peak at the bathroom full length mirror..I think they should pay a few dollars towards the show..just sayin'

And now my run on sentence is at an end.............................disco.......................
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-02-01 05:46 pm (UTC)
I want to be a familiar spirit that comes back to work mischief in women's tights when I pass on. I think I would be singularly suited..
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