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The Greatest Lie [Oct. 6th, 2006|10:10 am]
terribleturnip
The second greatest lie, of course, is: These are the best years of your life.

Sad, misleading and handicapping. (I still say that the number one cause of teenage suicide is some washed up ex-jock of a shop teacher or ex-cheerleader now a school secretary saying to kids -- "enjoy it while you can, these are the best years of your life" Are you f-ing kidding me?)

But the worst: oh, wait until you're older, the pimples will go away. I have pimples on my f-ing crow's feet, people, that is sooooo NOT fair. I will have a big ol' Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer pimple for my own freaking funeral. (Which will explain the closed casket.) I can get a pimple under a pimple.

I demand full disclosure. Those acne medication commercials need to show a woman plucking out the hag hair that grows out of her chin, putting on plumping cream to disguise the wrinkles, and then, benzoyl peroxide on the gigundous zit on her nose....
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[User Picture]From: mistressfetch
2006-10-06 03:03 pm (UTC)
So, this is what I have to look forward to on my doorstep at 8:30am tomorrow morning? :-) hehehehehe well, heck, I've seen you when you wake up in the morning and as much as you try to describe yourself looking like the witch in Hansel and Gretel...well, I just don't see it :-) But if it makes you feel any better I'll poke your zit w/ a stick :-)
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