|Two ideas that could've been better
||[Mar. 3rd, 2008|08:53 am]
First, I pass a car with a bumper sticker that says "Consider Civility". |
Now, I totally believe that the world would be a better place if people would leave their inner brat at home and just be freaking CIVIL. So, part of me wants to go YES!
But...it just sounds so freaking smug. "Consider"...how William F. Buckley of you...
I would go with "Be Civil, you selfish f**k!"
In the library, out of the corner of my eye, I see a book entitled "How to Be Sexy" and I think, hey....until I see that it's written by:
So, once you get beyond "change your name", "have plastic surgery" and "engage a team of stylists and make-up artists" and "get an agent and publicist"...oh, and "get free designer clothes"...what else do you suppose she has to contribute?
Gah, I was curious to see, but my self-esteem wouldn't let me be seen looking at it. How pathetic would it feel to be caught looking to Carmen Electra for tips?