|Maybe I need Carmen Electra's help after all...
||[Mar. 6th, 2008|02:37 pm]
Here's a beauty tip for all you gals...or guys who wear eye make-up. |
If you find yourself in the car, about to put on your make-up and you look in the mirror and gasp! you never used your special eye make-up remover pads to get rid of the mascara raccoon eyes and now you're headed to work. And saliva is NOT working. (I've never understood why you'd design a product that just washes off of where you want it to be, but clings desperately to places you never wanted it. No, wait, because you also manufacture the remover-product)
And you're thinking, well, if I put the make-up on over this, I'll look like I have a black eye, and have to explain it, AND explain why I don't have a black eye the next day....If I walk in without make-up, the odds that I can get upstairs and to the ladies room to wash the old stuff off before anyone else sees me are...nonexistent.
Just so you know: Windex window cleaner wipes will take off mascara circles -- and oddly enough, don't make your skin gross.
(For those of you who are thinking -- I can't believe you put your makeup on in the car, you're one of THOSE drivers -- calm down. I have one traffic light where I have to sit through three 3-minute cycles usually, before I get through it. I only apply while at a complete stop. Besides, I saw YOU picking your nose the other day while you were driving. What is it with people nostril-mining while they drive?)