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Quit pestering me! Okay, here it is. [Mar. 31st, 2008|11:12 am]
terribleturnip
Now, really, I'd like to save this so I can see your face when I get to the punch line....but I've got to get back to work and you guys need to quit begging. I like begging...but usually in person, when I can work it to my advantage, and nekkid should be involved.

I love this joke. Because it's short, because it's funny, because it's HORRIBLE. And, it made my glass explode. But later in the evening -- which means that God is falling behind...and I may have a chance at ducking the thunderbolt.

So, if you are at all offended by blasphemy, back the hell off, okay?



He forgot his safe word.
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[User Picture]From: dashrippington
2008-03-31 03:31 pm (UTC)
Bwaaahaaaaa! Ok... going to ask if I can steal that... waitaminit... If I ask... it's no longer stealing... so Stealing the Joke!!!
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-03-31 03:48 pm (UTC)
How long did she keep you hanging until she told you the punchline?
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2008-03-31 04:08 pm (UTC)
Oh I wish Robert was up here so either you or pyratelady could tell him that joke -- he'd worship @ your feet.

I agree - that's an *in person* sort of joke but still irreverently funny
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[User Picture]From: the_mac_danee
2008-03-31 04:36 pm (UTC)
Ok, THAT was funny...but getting back to the whole beggin and nekkid thing...LOL

Good one!
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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2008-03-31 05:32 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL!!

To quote a friend of ours, "Ow is not a safeword."
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2008-04-01 01:16 am (UTC)
Shit! Since when?!?!?!
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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2008-04-01 01:45 am (UTC)
:) "Ow" can be so closely followed by "yummmm..."
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2008-04-01 02:15 am (UTC)
True... true... Or *gasp* *moan* followed by an ass wiggle. Not that I know from personal experience or anything...
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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2008-04-01 03:32 am (UTC)
LOLOL!

Heavens, no, not personal experience. :)

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From: navycryppie
2008-03-31 11:51 pm (UTC)
Note to self: include timeframe to safe word discussion prior to playtime...

ROTFLMAO!!
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