|There's a solution to everything...
||[Apr. 3rd, 2008|02:55 pm]
Stuck in someone else's car heading to lunch and was exposed to the pop song "Tattoo"...is there some kind of American Idol connection, or something, I dunno...I do mindless punk, not mindless pop; it makes my teeth vibrate funny. |
Anyway, this chick is warbling that "you'll be with me always, like a tattoo...."
Oh, honey, a laser will take care of both of those. Sure, there might be some scarring or collateral damage...so choose wisely in the first place. Not quite as easy as washing that man right out of your heart (or was it hair?), but lasers are more fun.
Before anybody gets offended that I'm trashing mindless pop and American Idol...well, you're going to have to stay offended at the pop. But having spent last night curled up on the couch watching America's Top Model, I can hardly throw stones. Except that well, it's hard to find quite that much snark in any other single television show. And it makes me feel better about me, to see how ugly so many of the "beautiful" people are inside.