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There's a solution to everything... [Apr. 3rd, 2008|02:55 pm]
terribleturnip
Stuck in someone else's car heading to lunch and was exposed to the pop song "Tattoo"...is there some kind of American Idol connection, or something, I dunno...I do mindless punk, not mindless pop; it makes my teeth vibrate funny.

Anyway, this chick is warbling that "you'll be with me always, like a tattoo...."

Oh, honey, a laser will take care of both of those. Sure, there might be some scarring or collateral damage...so choose wisely in the first place. Not quite as easy as washing that man right out of your heart (or was it hair?), but lasers are more fun.

Before anybody gets offended that I'm trashing mindless pop and American Idol...well, you're going to have to stay offended at the pop. But having spent last night curled up on the couch watching America's Top Model, I can hardly throw stones. Except that well, it's hard to find quite that much snark in any other single television show. And it makes me feel better about me, to see how ugly so many of the "beautiful" people are inside.
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[User Picture]From: the_mac_danee
2008-04-03 07:09 pm (UTC)
I'm not a huge fan of TV much these days. I do like my discovery, history and A&E channels though. I'm not seeing the draw of American Idol past the auditions. They all sound the same to me...but hey, what do I know? They are not targeting my age group.
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2008-04-03 07:49 pm (UTC)
You could've been watching Top Chef

::ducking::
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-04-03 08:44 pm (UTC)
Would YOU want to come home from work and watch someone do payroll?

Although I've been known to watch Hell's Kitchen from time to time just so that I can do the old "you think THAT'S rough and abusive? Why one time...."
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-04-03 09:45 pm (UTC)
I watch Hell's Kitchen to learn new and colorful swear....well they're not words, they're more like monologues. Yeah, 75% of the stuff out of Gordon Ramsey's mouth is bleeped, but I read lips fairly well.

I watched about 15 minutes of "Make Me a Supermodel" once. Percy could have beaten any three of them working together on Jeopardy. If any three of them could have worked together; their stupidity was exceeded only by their complete and utter self-absorption.
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