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Chocolate... [Apr. 22nd, 2008|10:19 am]
terribleturnip
And here I was, beginning to worry that my sudden onset, monthlong chocolate craving was the sign of a brain tumor. (Because, really, other than a certain 3-4 day time period, I'll eat chocolate if it's put in front of me, but otherwise don't really think about it.) But lately, jeez. If Homeland Security needed a chocolate-sniffer, I could find it in a pile o'luggage. Thankfully, most of the people around me are into Dark Chocolate, which I can usually keep out of my mouth, as long as it's not folded into or around something else stupendously yummy like coconut, caramel, marshmallow or body parts.

But here it is -- today it has been revealed -- my senses were just in training for my newest assignment: The Hershey's contract! O, please let me find excuses for samples....

Hey, it sure beats toilet paper and handywipes, which have been my last two....
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-04-22 02:28 pm (UTC)
...which I can usually keep out of my mouth, as long as it's not folded into or around something else stupendously yummy like coconut, caramel, marshmallow or body parts.

Heh. You said "marshmallow."
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2008-04-22 05:50 pm (UTC)
So chocolate toilet paper is right out, too?
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