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Life Buoys [Jun. 12th, 2008|02:32 pm]
terribleturnip
Because I've been such a crab ball lately, here are the things that have kept my head above water. (Please note I'm editing out the "support of good friends", "love of a good man" and any other true, but near-hallmarkish stuff. I don't really do sentiment.)



It's mulberry season. Every morning on our walk, I stop by a young tree and stuff my face with them. Which probably looks strange, but eh, it's 5:45 am, not many people out to care. The captain brings home a harvest each night from a tree near where he works. My fingertips are stained blackish purple, I'm going through a lot of dental floss and my digestive system is pissed. But I don't care, 'cause they're mulberries!

Trader Joe's Butter Almond Cookies. Thin cookies made with flour, butter, sugar, almonds and baking soda. That's it. And they're wonderful. Why do we eat things with all of that extra stuff in it, when a tongue orgasm can be so simple?

Circus Contraption's new album: The Half-Wit's Descent. How can you not love a Klezmer version of Pink Elephants? Or a song that starts "She gropes the midget's d**k with her lobster claw" and is titled 23 Beers and a Bottle of Gin...

Assets pantyhose. In desperation, I bought a pair at Target because really, it's too damn hot to wear tights and I'm too chigger-bit to wear nothing and I couldn't believe I paid $10 for a pair of pantyhose....but they're really, really comfy. Really. It's the sexy of sheers and the comfort of damn near wearing nothing. The first pair has gone through three wash and wears and no runs yet.
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-06-12 06:51 pm (UTC)
Just remember -- this is the state where "crab balls" get eaten.
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-06-12 07:52 pm (UTC)
I'm wait-ing....
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-06-12 06:53 pm (UTC)
And I love We're All Mad.
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From: kudrasslipper
2008-06-12 08:11 pm (UTC)
REALLY? your panty hose's name is "Assets?" ::snicker, snicker::
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-06-12 08:22 pm (UTC)
I'm so saggy under my skirt I think I'd have to wear "Depreciated Assets." Do they carry those at Target?
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-06-12 09:04 pm (UTC)
It is. It's fabulous. The first brand I've ever found that contains enough bondage material to keep me from frightening small children, without making my thighs feel like they need to use their safe word...
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[User Picture]From: mistressfetch
2008-06-13 12:04 pm (UTC)
Hopefully your thighs will never forget the safe word. You know, like Jesus did on the cross :-) *snicker*
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