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Because I couldn't stand NOT knowing [Jul. 25th, 2008|08:45 am]
terribleturnip
So, driving the Captain to work this morning and I pass a car on the Beltway that has a large bumpersticker across the back of the car (which would make it not a bumpersticker, technically, I guess...) that read:

1-800-My-Stump

And MY brain automatically thinks...tree service, or amputee club?

And I tried hard to resist, tried hard to be sensible...but in the end, I had to call. Yep, a tree stump-grinding service. I suggested that they should put a tree stump or tree or something on their stickers to keep people like me from getting the wrong idea.

And she said "Well, it made you call..."

Point!
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2008-07-25 12:58 pm (UTC)
Oh HA !

Yeah I would've called too ....
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[User Picture]From: 3fingeredsalute
2008-07-25 01:23 pm (UTC)
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your stump?
I'm a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my stump.
My stump, my stump, my stump, my stump, my stump,
My stump, my stump, my stump, my lovely leafy bumps (Check it out)
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[User Picture]From: thatliardiego
2008-07-25 01:32 pm (UTC)
I knew someone was going to do this...
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[User Picture]From: warriorsway
2008-07-25 05:21 pm (UTC)
that's right up there with the otherwise unmarked utility truck I saw that had 'your hole is our goal' painted across the back.
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