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I's all out of fun... [Jul. 31st, 2008|08:15 am]
terribleturnip
Crushing deadlines and the new paint/carpet in the office have stuck a butcher knife in my ability to write anything worthwhile,

But if you think I'm following the rules...c'mon, I've got college credits in survey design.

Taken a picture naked? both
What? It's either poor grammar on the meme developer's part or they're asking if I was naked while I TOOK the picture. So...yes.

Made money illegally? Der. I was a caterer. If you mean sex or drugs or theft, no.
Had a one night stand? yes
Been in a fist fight? no, if we both had to be using fists. Yes, if him slapping me and me decking him counts. And yes if fists and bottle count.
Slept with your best friend? yes
Had sex in a public place? As in outdoors? yes. As in elevators, airplane toilets, buses, office desk, no. God, I'm a WASP.
Ditched work to have sex? no. See WASP.
Slept with a member of the same sex? yes
Seen someone die? yes
Ran from the police? no, unless you count rent-a-cops and then yes, I had a varsity letter.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? no, sadly, I always remember the circumstances, no matter how humiliating.
Worn your partners unmentionables? if by unmentionable, you mean underwear, yes. But I just mentioned it, so...
Fallen asleep at work? yes
Used toys in the bedroom? yes
Ran a red light? yes
Been fired? only if you count me giving them two months notice so they would have plenty of time to replace me and then them firing me a month later because they found someone to replace me.
Been in a car accident? yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? not if a pole or music was involved
Loved someone you shouldn't? no
Sang karaoke? no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes, has anyone answered no?
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes
Caught someone having sex? yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? Perfect? Someone I didn't know at all, yes. Perfect?
Shaved your partner? no
Given your private parts a nickname? no
Ever gone in public without underwear? yes
Had sex on a roof top? building no, car yes. What, the ground was wet. See WASP.
Played chicken? no, but I did win Honorable Mention for Best Actress playing a turkey.
Mooned/flashed someone? yes
Do you sleep naked? yes
Blacked out from drinking? yes, no, I don't know if I remember....
Felt like killing someone? yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes
Been with someone because they were in a band? no
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? no
Shot a gun? yes
Gone outside naked? yes
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2008-07-31 12:46 pm (UTC)
See I answered No to running from the cops but technically since we *were* dating and he *was* chasing me around the bedroom ....

...but he was singular more's the pity -- he could've used the help of a spare (if nothing else to stand on the side, talk dirty and give suggestions).
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2008-07-31 01:38 pm (UTC)
Dontcha hate it when your inamorata needs coaching?
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[User Picture]From: mistressfetch
2008-07-31 12:52 pm (UTC)
I haven't done this meme cause my answers would be boring...YES to every question with most being because of a "technicality" is well, boring :-)

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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-07-31 02:07 pm (UTC)
I tried to resist because some of them were just so dumb: Ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't? I mean, hell if I categorize them in terms of innocent to licentious, I can't even get past ice cream, much less anything interesting.

And I kept juxtaposing "having sex five times a day" with "ever wanting to kill someone" and winding up with "ever wanted to kill someone more than five times in one day" which of course, is yes. Being a licentious AND murderous bitch.
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-07-31 02:36 pm (UTC)
There are certain times you just have to say "no" to memes -- like when you know both your daughters read your LJ.

So the only one I will cop to is running a red light, and that's a freebie because they were both with me in the car at the time.
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