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Name:
terribleturnip
Birthdate:
29 July
I'm a misanthrope who is driven to help people; a former chef who prefers milk to dark chocolate, a curmudgeon who keeps pursuing careers that involve customer service and teamwork; someone who prefers ambient temperature to be 68-72 degrees but has consistently chosen hobbies that require wearing inappropriate amounts of clothing for the weather. I'll understand why you're upset, but won't understand why the hell you can't get over it. I'm not bossy, but I totally know what you should be doing. I will say anything, so if you're easily offended, strap yourself in, brace yourself and remember that you'll get no sympathy from me.

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