||[Oct. 20th, 2008|03:41 pm]
The universe is plotting to turn my ass into a double-wide. |
We got samples in today of various kinds of popcorn.
And I tasted the Smoked Cheddar Kettle Corn thinking pah, while I'm powerless in the face of popcorn, especially kettle corn (because that's sugar, fat AND salt) I really don't like "flavored" popcorn or chips. I find the dusty coating to be offputting and there's a "I'm a fake flavor coating" flavor that I really can't stand.
Plus, I'm not fond of smoked cheese.
I'm doomed. Do you hear that creaking? The sound of my butt expanding?