|I know some pirates...
||[Dec. 5th, 2008|10:23 am]
Nothing I can say is funnier than what's right here:|
::blink blink:: My initial thought when reading the link info was "Great Tracts of Bodiced/Corseted Land! BOOBS IN THE SEA!!" Then I read the link.
Holy crap, I was right! ::laughing::
Thanks for sharing! That brought a grand smile to my face. :)
Oh.... thank you for THIS!!!
... in the event of a water landing, your inflatable boob can be used as a flotation device. Should the cabin lose pressure, inflatable boobs will drop from the overhead area. Please place the boob over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children.
This changes my opinion about Somalian Pirates. I thought they were mostly in it for the booty.
I don't know what they're talking about. I haven't seen any inflatable boobs at all.Order yours today
to receive them in time for Christmas! Only 129,348 left...
2008-12-05 08:37 pm (UTC)
check the photos
I note that when she inflates those psuedo-boobs her hair style changes.
What's up wid dat?
If you gentlemen can keep your brains in your pants, I think the ladies are allowed to keep their heads in their skimpy little tank tops.
I don't think inflatable boobs should be marketed by Rick's House of Horror, though. They're not that scary. And I like the specification of new inflatable boobs. Is there a market for pre-owned ones?
2008-12-06 12:27 am (UTC)
market for pre-owned?
I suppose that depends on who you ask.
I would guess that there are some folks who would be all a-titter about the prospect.
This needs to be incorporated into the next Privateers' Feast.
And the next time my skinnier-every-time-I-see-her college student daughter laments her absence of bosom, I'll just tell her it was probably stolen by Somali pirates.
Thank you. I can die happy, now.
2008-12-11 08:21 am (UTC)
Whew! That's a relief.
Although I'm a bit disturbed to that you've been following the issue that closely. I think you need to get out more...
2008-12-11 06:39 pm (UTC)
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
You can rest easy in the knowledge that I hven't been scouring the world's news services for up dates. The fact that I found this new info while following a rather mundane tidbit about an astronomical event only makes the discovery more amusing to me.