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Put down that bag of Sheep Balancer! [Dec. 5th, 2008|01:18 pm]
This stuff is just writing itself today. Here I thought I would have to pull from my archived notes...but I keep getting news items that are just funny without trying.

I just got a recall on Land O Lakes Sheep Balancer B136 for unacceptably high levels of copper.

D'you suppose they could throw their marketing department on that and get a better name? If Purina's got Sheep Chow, surely Land O Lakes can come up with something better than "Sheep Balancer B136". Is that for food good for all sheep, or just for feeding sheep who tend to list?

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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-12-05 06:40 pm (UTC)
It's pretty common to put veterinary medicine into feeds. I think Sheep Balancer probably contains Prozac, for those hard-to-manage bipolar sheep.

Easily distracted and more easily amused, I couldn't rest until I'd visited the Land O' Lakes Livestock Feed website. You think Sheep Balancer is weird, you should check out the patented Ampli-Calf (tm) technology.
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[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2008-12-05 07:10 pm (UTC)
Can I just say I love you two? You humor, it pleases me... *giggle chortle*
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-12-05 07:08 pm (UTC)
I am imagining a herd of sheep constantly tipping onto their sides as their inner ears revolt.
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-12-05 08:19 pm (UTC)
a herd of sheep constantly tipping onto their sides

Like self-tipping cows? There's not enough to do on weeknights in Indiana now.
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-12-05 08:42 pm (UTC)
And what better time to bring up the ever-popular topic of fainting goats?

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