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Spam Amusement [Jun. 29th, 2009|08:40 am]
terribleturnip
Today my spam filter has provided me with two things: A goal and a band name.

One message exhorts me to "become naughty and endurable". Adorable? Endearing? Actually, upon reflection, "endurable" might not be a bad goal for me.

And my bandname: Omnipotent Porksword

If I had a racehorse, that's totally what I would name him.
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[User Picture]From: armitige3
2009-06-29 03:09 pm (UTC)
Oh. My. God. That is just awesome! Omnipotent Porksword! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2009-06-29 04:36 pm (UTC)
"...that's what she called me last night"
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-06-30 05:10 pm (UTC)

Omnipotent Porksward from the rocketeer!

Mine's broader than his.... Ha. Ha.!

On your previous post about safety glasses, I just ran across this old Dave Barry quote: "Slightly less relaxing than amateur eye surgery."
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