|Look, the emperor's got hooves
||[Nov. 9th, 2009|08:24 am]
If I designed this shoe, it would show up on Regretsy. |
This isn't a shoe, it's a hoof. A big, snakeskin covered hoof. Tallest stiletto's in the world? I'm sorry, but a stiletto...the whole freaking point of a stiletto (the shoe kind, not the knife kind) is that it's hot. They're sexy and fragile and make you look vulnerable, yet still nimble and flexible.
This is ugly. And gross. And wearing them would be like holding the world's record for pounding the most nails through your penis. Well, good for YOU.