||[Apr. 20th, 2010|11:56 am]
Amount of time it takes me become completely enraged when I get a pissy e-mail that has a signature line that says "Have a great day!": O seconds. |
Amount of time it takes me to calm down enough to reply civilly: 30 minutes.
Number of Virginia Faire rehearsals for the inside of my new-to-me clean car to be littered with detritus, tools, grass leaves, crumbs, and various bits of hardware and cryptic notes: 2
My willpower to resist a bag of good popcorn or things that say "Haselnuss-Schnitte" on the wrapper: O
Number of days it takes to gain back the five pounds off of me that I just lost in the past week: 1.
Number of cats that can curl up next to me at night: 4.
Number of limbs that fall asleep when trapped by said cats: 3.
Hours of sleep I get when trapped by cats and suffering from pins and needles in arms and legs: 4