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Perfect! [Nov. 24th, 2010|02:54 pm]
So, coming out of the grocery store while on break and two numbnuts have gotten into an accident right behind my car. And neither one will move until the police come. And I am stuck there until the person in the space ahead of me moves out. Fine. Fine. I run the groceries home so that the Captain can get started on a gigantic mess o'greens. And pies.

On my way back to work, traffic on Conn Ave stops dead. Accident ahead. Firetrucks, police and ambulances arrive, completely blocking the street in my direction. Finally, enough people do illegal u-turns that I can follow suit.

So, now my lunch has turned into a 2 hour lunch. Which looks awesome on a day when we get early dismissal.

But you know what would make today perfect? Not noticing the dead skunk in the road until....you run right over it, spraying the bottom of your car with decomposing skunk.


[User Picture]From: chellebelle74
2010-11-24 08:20 pm (UTC)
Have cider. Have a beer, or maybe a nice scotch. Or perhaps all of the above.... Oy....
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[User Picture]From: sequinedlovenun
2010-11-24 08:24 pm (UTC)
heehee! Sorry to laugh! I'm in NC, trying to find a tiny bit of counter space in the House of Hoarding.
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[User Picture]From: bittibuddha
2010-11-24 09:13 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad you weren't in either accident and you weren't the one who killed the skunk.

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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2010-11-25 04:31 pm (UTC)
I know...but I wanted to kill the people who were in the accident and trust me, I was IN the skunk...

Thank you for perspective. Although I'll admit, a bottle of red wine helped the perspective go down...
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[User Picture]From: skivee
2010-11-24 09:43 pm (UTC)
I hear that if you soak the car in tomato juice it will get the smell out...or not.
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2010-11-24 10:26 pm (UTC)
The better advice is to add vodka to the tomato juice and sip until you can't smell it anymore.
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[User Picture]From: piratekalia
2010-11-25 12:27 am (UTC)
Yea and add a little lemon juice...or is it a lot!?!?!?
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[User Picture]From: sestree
2010-11-25 02:50 am (UTC)
Sometimes I think Thanksgiving Eve should be retitled "Idiot Drivers Day". People were just brainmush today.

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