|Musings on Today's Spam
||[Dec. 6th, 2010|03:52 pm]
So I just got spam: Having a big penis is like having an expensive car!|
Uh, no. No, it's not. It's nothing LIKE an expensive car.
I can SEE that you have an expensive car. If the gods of modesty are kind, I will not know the other until we are well along the way and frankly, at that moment, it's not going to change the deal one way or another.
I've had enough of a sample size to know that it's like a horse. A big one or a small one....only mean that for some very specific purposes, that will make some things easier and some things more difficult. But generally speaking, you can make either work out just fine. Whether it goes or not, THAT is the question. In both horses, and...you know.
Some would say that if you have one, you won't have/need the other. That the expensiveness of the car is compensating for the undergenerosity of growth in the other. THAT I have not found to be true. Here my sample size may be too small, admittedly, since so much of my sampling happened during the time of life where an expensive car is out of reach of most and an expensive one might only talk to the dimensions of one's progenitor. If anything, in later life, I have found the OPPOSITE to be true.
Although here I may be getting confused -- as I've often found that an expensive car often means a big asshole.
Which is a whole 'nother horse.