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A hazard to myself [Oct. 4th, 2012|10:25 am]
Do you want to know why I wear almost exclusively black to work?

(Other than what a freaking relief it is to spend so little time thinking about shoes. I'll take them in...black. And those in...black. Those hose in...black. Tights in...black. I have four outfits that are brown and no matter what I do, the shoes I have are always the wrong kind of brown, and the tights are yet another shade of brown and I burn so many brain cells just trying to coordinate it all, that I never wear them.)

Because sometimes I'm concentrating so hard on a spreadsheet or document that I pick up my blueberry pomegranate drink and forget that it's not the blueberry pomegranate Honest Tea, but the blueberry pomegranate Mash, which is carbonated.

And I shake it. And I open it.


Blueberry Pomegranate.

Which will stain the hell out of anything but...black.

Damp, but unstained.

Okay, and thirsty. Why I gotta shake so HARD?

[User Picture]From: sequinedlovenun
2012-10-04 02:27 pm (UTC)
at least you'll smell good all day. Do that with Kombucha and you'll just smell funky. I have been know to bring the funk. More than once. Because I don't learn.
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[User Picture]From: russell_moore
2012-10-04 02:45 pm (UTC)
so what this means is you are now wearing pomegranate cologne ... mmmmmmmmmmmm ... tasty

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[User Picture]From: fountaingirl
2012-10-04 05:00 pm (UTC)
I found a pair of shoes that are a dark chocolate brown - and black. I bought those bad boys. I have one pair of brown pants that are perfect, and now I have shoes that match them - and everything else I own.
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2012-10-04 10:32 pm (UTC)
Why I gotta shake so HARD?

That's my line!!!
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