|Whoops, left my internal editor at home...
||[Feb. 15th, 2013|09:59 am]
Going to be a rough day for my colleagues, possibly a career-killer day for me.
First thing this morning NewBoss asks me "So, have a nice Valentine's Day?"
And I say "Yeah, lovely little ribeye steak, a bottle of wine that was outstanding, a little bit of chocolate cake and strawberries with a balsamic glaze."
Which is where my internal editor SHOULD have kicked in. But no, it's home, curled up in that sunny spot on the couch. Leaving me defenseless and still talking, because then I said:
"The only thing that would have made it better would've been sex with another person."
Although it was sort of worth it to see the time delay as he did the math, parsed the grammar, and then burst out laughing and blushing.