|Because any trip up 95 North is a motherload of material...
||[Jul. 25th, 2007|07:57 am]
So, I pass a billboard for DiTech. |
Their signature line now is: People are Smart.
Obviously, they're not commuting on I-95.
The billboard itself says "You have a brain. That's how we'll treat you."
Wombats have brains, too, people. Clearly "brain" doesn't signify much.
Look, if you want to attract me to your business, try "You're not an idiot. We won't treat you like one." Now you're talking!
Plus, I'll know that doing business with you, I won't have to hang out with this moron who's been doing 5 miles below the speed limit in the lefthand lane for the past 20 minutes. And the four morons behind him who seem to be content to follow at that pace, speeding up only when there's on opening on right to ensure that I can't possibly pass them.
I HATE passing on the right. But I'd like to get to Connecticut before my brother's NEXT birthday...