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The Samoas are whispering to me... [Feb. 13th, 2008|04:35 pm]
The office girl Scout mom has delivered the cookies. There's a box of Samoas...not Samoans -- my drawer is NOT that big. Although that sounds fun, the more I think about it. More fun than a drawer full of Samoans...

Where was I?

Oh, the cookies. I can hear them whispering..."You've lost three pounds while sick. You could eat us ALL and you'd still fit in your clothes"...."Coconut has no calories when it's on a cookie"..."We have a whole in the middle, so we're less fattening than those porky Do-Si-Do's. Plus our name isn't childish."

Shut up, SHUT UP! You stupid cookies....whoops. Not as many stupid cookies as there were a minute ago....

[User Picture]From: fountaingirl
2008-02-13 09:52 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Your cookies say remarkably similar things that mine generally do.

Damned suicidal hurryin' cookies!

edited because I cannae spell

Edited at 2008-02-13 09:52 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: pyratelady
2008-02-13 10:18 pm (UTC)
I've wrestled with the Samoas vs. Samoans thing, too... I keep it straight by telling myself that if I eat too many Samoas I'll be the size of a Samoan.

But I love those cookies... 2 boxes are coming to my house soon courtesy of the neighbor's kids.
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-02-13 10:49 pm (UTC)
You might want to check here: I think maybe Diego's eating the Samoans.
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-02-14 02:59 pm (UTC)
Nooo, Noisettes d'Homme.

The tenderloin is always the best part.....

I scored 69%. And I can de-bone a chicken with my bare hands. Hey, wanna go on a cruise with me?
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[User Picture]From: ferlonda
2008-02-14 12:23 am (UTC)
I keep reading Samosas instead of Samoas or Samoans. Erg- my head hurts.
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2008-02-14 02:56 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. I had to proofread it four times! AND look at the box. Which means I HAD to eat another two. It's like Pop-Tarts. They're gross and horrible for me. So once a year, I eat them and feel horrible. It's what keeps me on the wagon the rest of the year.
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[User Picture]From: warriorsway
2008-02-14 01:59 pm (UTC)
Your auditory hallucination cracks me up. Especially the dig at the Do-Si-Dos.
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-02-14 02:43 pm (UTC)
I have been to Rehab four times trying to overcome my addiction to Girl Scout Cookies ("I have no control over Trefoils".) The only resistance I have been able to muster was inspired by a line from Wednesday Addamms, when faced with a food service competitor selling Girl Scout Cookies:

"Are they made with real Girl Scouts?"

Since I know they are not, the artificial ingredients phobia keeps my wallet in my pocket during cookie time.
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