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Ah, product names...what were they thinking... [Feb. 14th, 2008|03:59 pm]
Senate Heavyweight Ebony Spork


Or maybe I need to go home.

[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-02-14 09:14 pm (UTC)
ThinkGeek.com sells a Titanium spork for about $15.
If you ever want to branch out on your "use a mug" meeting spiel. I think the extra tough spork may be where the future lies.

Or maybe I need to go home, as well.
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[User Picture]From: pyllgrum
2008-02-14 09:15 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-02-14 09:41 pm (UTC)
If I worked where she works, and she came into a meeting armed with a titanium spork, I would either demand to be allowed to telecommute or demand a change in the dress code to accomodate armor.

"Heavyweight Ebony Spork" would be a great nickname for Elijah Cummings, but he's in the House.
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[User Picture]From: lowlandscot
2008-02-15 12:30 am (UTC)

On The Other Hand

I'm not so sure it's a good thing that Al Wynn and Wayne Gilchrest are going to be running around Maryland without adult supervision. I live in the 5th, where I am represented by a cybertronic mechanism licensed from Lucent Technologies under the trademark "Steny Hoyer."
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