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You might be too old if.... [Aug. 14th, 2006|08:46 am]
terribleturnip
[Current Music |Jim White, Drill a Hole in that Substrate...]

You worry -- you don't want to be one of those lame over the hill adults, desperately trying to stay with the current fad or fashion, that we has such contempt for when we were young. Although for me, I've accepted the fact that I was never cool when I was young, so the possibility of it happening now...well, it'd purely be by accident.

Still...am I too old to be wearing a thong if I discover halfway through the day that I had the thing on sideways?

No wonder it was so uncomfortable....
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[User Picture]From: mistressfetch
2006-08-14 01:11 pm (UTC)
Amen sister :-) That is coming from the cheap seats over here at work :-)

Hmmm I can't quite get the visual..Methinks a recreation is in order...could be a fun party trick :-)
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[User Picture]From: piratekalia
2006-08-15 01:09 am (UTC)

Found YA!

I should have know by your "thong" comment! If you're not 300 pounds then thongs should be ok...there is a "tag" you know!

Friend me????
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2006-08-15 01:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Found YA!

Tags, schmags...it's dark, you're in a hurry...and putting underwear on is just a race against gravity for me. Those little anomalies they keep finding in the earth's rotation are just gravity's way of f-ing with me..."oooh, look, she's got one leg in the air, speed it up a notch. She's wobbling... quick, full stop!"

Bastards....
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[User Picture]From: terribleturnip
2006-08-18 06:48 pm (UTC)
Yeah, well that avatar you used is scarring my psyche...
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